Squishable Alter Ego: Goth Tree

Type: Plush
I have strong feelings about the holidays and their influence in modern culture! And I want to tell you about it! With a heavy base line and loud screaming vocals! Ahhhhhyeah yeah yeah the holidays have created a problematic juxtaposition of legitimate emotion and baser commercialization! Huh! Huh! Yeah! Late stage capitalism is complicated! GUITAR SOLO!

Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the Squishables are very, very different. Squishable Alter Egos are all the Squishables that might have been (and almost certainly still are...somewhere). Released in collectors' sets of 5, each one is Snacker-sized, with a base of beans and our special soft fur. Because some things are universal.