Squishable Mini Steampunk Plague Doctor

$34.99 USD
Type: Plush

Plague Doctors are powered by a blatant disregard for the boundaries of standard chemistry and physics. Steampunk Plague Doctors are powered by...coal. Also clockwork, gears, and probably, like, some kind of retrofuturistic-sounding dynamo thing.

Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn't. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we have soap, so unless you particularly like wearing a lot of leather, maybe just wash your hands instead. Actually, wash your hands either way. Now wash them again.